Memang dasar BUAYA!

Not me though. Them:

I like something different.

I like how simple twist creates something cynical, yet fresh.

I like these,

But to be honest, erkk, the last one is too much for my liking. In fact, it's kinda creepy, feels like you are being swamped by myriad of crocodiles. I don't think I can pull that off. Shit now I'm paranoid already!

Anyways, this special collection is a collaboration done between Lacoste and Estudio Campana, a design studio based in Sao Paulo founded by the Campana brothers, Fernando and Humberto.

I really think they did an awesome job, as far as design and creativity is concerned. Well, I know nothing about designs anyway, hence I'm the most suitable person to give critics.

Ladies, don't be sad, it comes in your fitting too. Surely not for the faint-hearted though. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Good thing is, it has a starting price tag of RM659 (for the basic - first t-shirt picture). I say it's cheap.

What?! Why?!

Well, simple math. If you buy the normal Lacoste Polo T-shirt, it cost you around what, RM299? So with this special design, you get about eight crocodiles on one t-shirt, and I'd say it's a steal! The price is supposed to go up with more crocodiles on it (or bigger crocodile).

For more info, you can check out Lacoste x Campanas Collections HERE.

Yes, I'm so gonna buy this later.

One last thing,

COUTURE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE.

Dem yuh!

Cracky Sunday Morning

Last night was Halloween, if I'm not mistaken. Thanks to whatever-your-name-was girl I met a couple weeks back, who's a champion for Halloween party. Seriously, what has it got to do with us Malaysians by the way? We have enough ghosts or ghost stories or incidents, more than what the Westerns have. And, our ghosts are way scarier. We don't need Halloween for ghost's sake!

Anyway, last night I stayed at home watching football and jammed some music with my cousin and housemates. I'm sure many of you guys went out for the party or watched football somewhere. Shit was funny yo, we were talking about stupid stuff and all. To my cousin Shaq, you're the bomb!

This morning, I woke up feeling cracky. Must be the last night's effect. Demmit! I wasn't sure what I want to do now. I'm kinda confused ya know. And I know most of you are having the same vibe too. It's called hangover. Ha ha ha.

So I'd like to share this one video. One good funny video. What you can do after you watched it, is to choose which one are you.

Feeling cracky? Meet spidey.

Have a lazy weekend guys.


Dem yuh!

Kenyang...............

Gua sahur semalam dengan tiga ekor AYAM BIRU. Free. Kenyang gila babas.

Nak tahu kat mana gua sahur? Sila klik DI SINI!

Sedikit gambar juadah bersahur gua malam tadi:

Hik hik hik.

Dem yuh!

p/s- To Ado: gua memang tengah bosan nak mampus. Itu pasal sinikal. Lu balik lah Malaysia cepat beb, banyak story nak kena catch up.

Setan kenduri makan Ayam malam ini.

Apakah makanan kegemaran Manusia?

AYAM.

Apakah makanan kegemaran Jin?

TULANG.

Apakah makanan kegemaran Setan?

Bila lu makan tak baca Bismillah.

Tapi,

lu rasa kalau Setan Merah lawan dengan Ayam Biru, siapa menang? Siapa yang jadi lauk?

Ulang suara,

SETAN MERAH

lawan

AYAM BIRU

Mesti lah Ayam Biru yang bakal kena lauk, bukan?

Kelab Bolasepak Setan Merah akan menghantar penyokong-penyokong yang sebegini:

Dan sebegini:

Manakala Kelab Bolasepak Ayam Biru akan menghantar penyokongnya yang tersendiri:

Memang kelakar.

Gua?

Gua pula tak sempat beli tiket pergi London hari ni. Kalau beli sekarang pun mesti sampai Heathrow Airport dah dekat-dekat nak start game, dengan jet lag lagi, dengan sejuk lagi nak pergi singgah Hyde Park lepak-lepak usha awek lagi, nak pergi round dekat Piccadilly Circus lagi nak shopping raya lagi seminggu saja, nak buka puasa lagi dekat Malaysia Hall, memang tak sempat lah nak tengok. Jadi gua pun mungkin layan depan TV rumah gua ataupun mana-mana kedai yang sudi pasang TV tu. Kedai makan lah, bukan kedai jual barang-barang letrik.

Ye, perlawanan berat sebelah dan bakal meng'grill'kan Ayam-Ayam Biru sekalian akan disepak mula jam 12.30 tengah malam waktu Malaysia, atau bersamaan jam 5.30 petang waktu Meridian Greenwich.

Dem yuh!

Racau = Rasuk + Kacau?

Gua kena kacau.

12.34am.

Awal lagi ni, tapi mata gua dah berat gila tak larat. Mungkin letih siang tadi ke hulu ke hilir buat kerja. Nak tidur ke nak layan National Geographic Channel...

Godaan tilam lebih hebat. Tak apa, gua boleh layan Don't Tell My Mother hujung minggu ni.

Bilik gua agak semak. Lama juga gua tak kemas habis-habisan. Kipas pun dah tak menyejukkan, banyak sangat daki. Baju-baju tak organised, tak ikut colour scheme. Habuk sana sini. Tak apa hujung minggu ni gua settlekan semua.

Oh, tilam.

Switched on the fan, turned off the light. Darkness.

Baring. Layan lagu kejap.

~Turn your lights down low... And open up the window curtain...~

~Where did my baby go, I wonder where she went off to...~

Padam.

*******
Tiba-tiba gua tersedar. Terkejut.

Ish apa kena ni, badan gua rasa tak senang. Macam dicucuk-cucuk. Tapi otak masih mamai lagi. Mungkin mimpi je ni.

Sambung tidur.

*******
Tersedar lagi.

Masih rasa yang sama. Bagai dicucuk-cucuk. Apahal hal yang tak kena ni, getas gua agak risau.

Bilik masih samar-samar gelap, cahaya bulan dari luar agak terang mungkin sebab awan nipis akibat fenomena El Nino. Malam ni bulan mengambang penuh, gua teringat kata Khaidi petang tadi sebelum balik kerja.

Mainan tidur saja ni.

Lantaklah.

Sambung tidur lagi.

*******
Tersedar kali ketiga memang tak boleh blah. Gua dah panik. Siot betul la benda apa nak mengacau gua ni, gua cuba sedapkan hati lagi sekali. Gua rasa kaki, tangan, muka, muka gua pedih-pedih. Kena cucuk tadi lah tu.

Tolonglah jangan kacau aku sekarang ni. Aku nak tidur. Kau pergilah kacau Ami kat bilik sebelah ke orang rumah sebelah ke.

Denyut-denyut pedih masih terasa sikit-sikit. Gua tak berlengah terus tarik selimut di hujung kaki.









Sial punya nyamuk. Tingkat sembilan pun boleh sampai ke.

Sakit woo...

Gua kena kacau.


Dem yuh!

Taurus: The Astrological Delineations

Last month was my birthday. I can't tell you guys the number but I know you can already guess it. Yes it's 21. I'm cute, right?

Anyway I don't wish to extend my narcissism. I am going to share with you about Taurus. Yes, my zodiac. I got this from I don't remember where but this is just to share to you, an insight of me, or any Taurean for that matter. We can't say it's true but that's for God to know and for us to find out.

Taurus is the second sign of the zodiac. The delineations of the sun, moon, ascendant, the inner planets and the 12 houses in Taurus, are analyzed.

The bull, a symbol of strength, tenacity and power, represents Taurus. A bull’s head with horns is the glyph for Taurus. Taurus is an earth sign. Its ruling planet is Venus.


The Sun in Taurus

The sun in Taurus usually occurs between April 20th and May 20th. One of the main characteristics of this sign is its dependability. All Taureans to some extent will show this trait. Traditional and steadfast in their beliefs, Taureans may appear to many as being stubborn. Much of this comes from the need to be secure. This security is a main driving force for this sign. Sensual in nature, the natives of Taurus enjoy not only physical pleasures, but also anything that can be stimulating to their senses. They are somewhat possessive, and tend to like to own things.


The Moon in Taurus

Those with the moon in Taurus tend to be sentimental, warm, romantic and steadfast in their relationships. They tend to avoid messy routines and emotions and crave emotional and physical security. Not risk takers; Taureans tend to think about things very carefully before implementing change. Taureans have reliable instincts, especially tied to the material world. Stability makes them slaves to their routines.


The Ascendant in Taurus
Slow and steady defines the Taurus Ascendant. They are fixed in their ways and resistant to change. They are cautious and careful and at times seem inflexible and stubborn. These people tend to be extremely loyal in their friendships and relationships, not easily swayed to leave. They view their partners as possessions and, as a result, give the misconception that they are jealous. The Taurus Ascendant natives tend to be “pack rats” and collect everything and tend to be self-indulgent with the good things in life.


The Inner Planets

* People with their Mercury in Taurus rely on their senses to make decisions. They are decisive with their decisions and think things through very carefully. They are capable of seeing projects through.
* People with their Venus in Taurus love sensual surroundings. Predictability and dependability in relationships is needed. They are possessive in love and need a loyal partner.
* People with their Mars in Taurus are goal-oriented plodders who have tremendous staying power. Strength and stability are displayed. They are sensual and hard working.


The Houses

* To see Taurus on the cusp of the first house see the Ascendant
* To see Taurus on the cusp of the second house denotes the ability to earn money as well as being able to spend wastefully on luxuries.
* To see Taurus on the cusp of the third house shows thinking based on money-making ideas.
* To see Taurus on the cusp of the fourth house shows a desire for an elegant home.
* To see Taurus on the cusp of the fifth house denotes natives who are sensual, romantic and have a great love for their children and family.
* Natives with Taurus on the cusp of the sixth house are practical and excel at artistic projects.
* Taurus on the cusp of the seventh house tends to attract wealthy partners with the tendency to spend lavishly on them as well.
* Taurus on the cusp of the eighth house can produce natives that overspend on the beautiful things in life, yet have an uncanny ability to generate income from unknown sources.
* Taurus on the cusp of the ninth house shows natives that are just in the handling of finances and relationships.
* Natives with tenth house on the cusp of Taurus desire wealth and fame.
* A native with the eleventh house in Taurus attracts artistic, wealthy and stable friends.
* Taurus on the twelfth house shows natives that resist change and are affected by past situations and conditions.

In conclusion, Taurus have equally strengths and weaknesses. Please have a better understanding of us and we will definitely be happy to try to understand you.

Michael Jordan

Dennis Rodman

Dem yuh!

Health: Virus Influenza A Type H1N1

Tahun 2009 ini kita dikejutkan lagi dengan virus terbaru yang dapat menimbulkan penyakit iaitu Swine Flu atau nama manja tempatannya Selsema Babi.

Virus Selsema Babi adalah kumpulan dari virus influenza yang dapat menyebabkan selsema atau flu pada babi, di mana virus yang menyebabkan wabak selsema pada manusia ini berasal dari jenis virus Influenza A type H1N1. Secara genetik virus ini juga ditemukan sebagai sebahagian dari selsema manusia, atau juga selsema burung.

Justeru, untuk upaya pencegahan penularan selsema babi ini kita dapat melakukan beberapa langkah sederhana, seperti berikut:

1. Jangan berjabat tangan dengan babi yang sedang selsema (selain akan dijangkiti selsema oleh babi, anda juga akan dianggap orang gila).

2. Jangan berciuman dengan babi yang sedang selsema (apatah lagi yang ini, anda tidak mahu dilihat orang sedang berciuman dengan babi bukan?).

3. Cucilah tangan setelah anda bergomol dengan babi di kandang babi.

3. Jangan suka mengucapkan kata 'babi' kepada orang lain (contoh: babi, lu!).

4. Jangan tidur di sebelah babi.

5. Jangan menerima babi sebagai teman anda di facebook kerana dia dapat meng-harvest teman-teman anda di facebook.

6. Jika anda memang memelihara babi, sediakan selalu sapu tangan/tissue untuk babi-babi anda untuk menutup hidung dan mulutnya bila bersin.

7. Hindarilah berenang di kolam renang babi, setidaknya pada ketika ini.

8. Jangan mem-forward email ini kepada babi-babi, dikhuatiri mereka akan tahu sehingga mencari cara lain untuk menularkan penyakit ini.

9. Hindari memakai segala aksessori babi (t-shirt gambar babi, anting-anting babi, rantai berloket babi, key chain babi, patung babi dan lain-lain lagi), babi-babi yang sedang selsema itu mungkin akan beranggapan anda bersimpati dengan mereka, sehingga kemungkinan mereka akan menyerbu anda untuk meminta perlindungan kerana pada ketika ini banyak pihak yang sedang memburu untuk membunuh mereka.

10. Salah satu yang juga penting adalah agar para penternak untuk segera menyedarkan diri dan kembali ke jalan yang benar sebelum tercipta varian baru virus tersebut; Selsema Penternak Babi.

Oleh itu, sentiasalah kita berhati-hati dan tidak terjerumus ke lembah babi yang maha durjana.

Mangsa pertama Selsema Babi

Dem yuh!

The Wonder of the World.

Just a metaphor:

When a person is described as chameleon, the reference to the animal is generally a commentary on the person's ability to blend into various social situations, often to mean the person has no true values, or that he quickly abandons them in company if it's convenient to do so. "Chameleons" are also people who can change their personality and appearance with ease, morphing into a seemingly different person, such as an accomplished actor or model.

In this case, it's just amazing. Pure amazing. Praise to Allah S.W.T, The Director of The Whole Universe, dunia dan segala isinya.

Dem yuh!