Black belieber.

See how driven people are to prove their talents.

So stop hatin.

Pfttt...

By the way, are they brothers?




Dem yuh!

Errr... Errr... Errr........ Yeah... Demmit!

Demyuh!

Basuh kaki sebelum tidur

Ini lah yang jadi bila 'party gone wild'.

Cilakak!

Kawan lama tak jumpa.

kring-kring...

kring-kring...

Gua tengok nombor yang tak dikenali.

"Helo?"

"Wei bro, ru surah sampai mana?"

Gua masih tak berapa cam dengan pelat ala-ala Jepun mamat yang telipon gua tu.

"Siapa ni?", musykil.

"Ru surah tak ingat sama gua ka bro?", nadanya macam hampa.

"Oki?", gua teka-teka saja.

"Hahaha ya bro ya! Ru masih ingat sama gua...", pulak gua dengar suara Oki macam sebak-sebak gembira.

Gua masih rilek. Lama juga tak jumpa Oki.

"Bro, gua tau ru punya birthday hari Isnin, itu pasal gua gua datang inni harriii mau cerebrate sama rruuuu!"

"Okeh, lu tunggu gua kat sana Oki. Gua dah on the way, lagi seploh menit gua sampei."

"Gua caya sama rruuuu!" Oki jerit ala-ala David Arumugam punya 'trimaseyyy!' yang merupakan kegilaan Oki sejak kecil.

Gua sentuh skrin iPhone gua untuk memotong perbualan.

"Siapa tu?", tanya Shaq, sepupu gua.

"Oki, kawan lama gua."

Suasana dalam kereta Shaq kembali hening.

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Suasana sangat gamat. Beribu manusia macam-macam fesyen ada. Semua demi melihat kehebatan Oki di atas pentas.

Gua nampak kelibat seorang mamat berambut panjang, berbaju tanpa lengan, seluar hitam ketat dan kasut hi-top yang agak ranggi naik pentas.

Jeritan manusia-manusia ini makin galak bagai kena rasuk pontianak bila kelibat Oki muncul di atas pentas.

Oki! Oki! Oki! Oki! Oki!

Gua sengih sorang-sorang. Tak sangka lu dah semakin ramai peminat Oki. Tak sia-sia lu lari rumah, merantau sampai ke negara penjajah, akhirnya lu berjaya juga cipta nama.

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Jam Nixon yang dah lama gua tak pakai sebab tunggu nak ganti tali dia sikit punya lama menunjukkan hampir tiga pagi.

Nak kena chow ni, gua agak.

"Shaq, gua nak turun bawah kejap, nak jumpa kawan gua. Lepas tu kita chow, oke?"

Shaq angguk sambil tunjuk tanda 'ibu jari ke atas'.

Gua jalan perlahan dalam kegelapan yang bersilih ganti lampu perbagai warna, menuju ke arah pentas, gelanggang Oki menunjuk taring.

Gua pandang tepat ke arah Oki bila gua dah berada betul-betul di depan pentas.

"OKI!!!" jerit gua, mencuba menenggelamkan jeritan hiruk-pikuk ribuan yang lain.

Oki tersentap, semacam terdengar satu suara yang amat familiar. Oki terus menoleh ke kanannya.

Tanpa berlengah, Oki terus meluru ke arah gua.

"BRRROOOO!!!" Jerit Oki sambil memegang mikrofon. Satu dewan bergema. Yang lain makin dirasuk.

"Rama gua tarak jumpa sama rruuu! Ru apa khabarrrr??!", sambil dia menghulur tangan kepada gua, minta berjabat.

Gua sambut huluran salam Oki, kawan lama gua.

"Baguslah Oki, lu sudah berjaya. Gua tumpang gembira.", gua terpaksa jerit sebab bising sangat.

"Tapi karau bukan kerana nasihat dan sokongan ru, gua takkan berjaya sampai sekarang..."

"A man makes his own destiny, Oki."

"Thank you bro.", kata Oki sambil tahan airmata daripada meleleh.

Oki pusing ke kiri dan terus sapu bawah mata, cover line daripada dilihat oleh peminat-peminat lain.

"I'M IN THE HOUSE!", Oki laungkan dan terus melambai tangan kepada peminat yang fanatik.

Gua pusing, terus chow.

Dem yuh!

Wazzup...!!!

Saw this commercial years back, and it was really funny.

Then last night I saw this commercial again, only it is "8 years later".

Hah hah!

Dem yuh!

For those who didn't have a childhood.

Went out on Saturday afternoon feeling bored out of my mind. Went to One Utama and as I passed the Subway Restaurant, I saw an unusually large group of people were gathered around.

Some Talibans were recruited, and recruiting too

"Shit what's happening here??"

I see Orange group

Then there's the Green group

And the Yellow group too?

Even my baby niece Elani was there too, worried

After a while all the groups were marching separately.
I decided to follow them.

A futsal court? Is this a futsal tourney?

And suddenly Blue group appeared

I believe this is their Agent Provocateur/Manipulator/Propagandist

Shot some videos too.

And the first fight broke out,

Flag bearers

Actually baby niece Elani is their Mascot (the multicolour-stripe socks representing all groups)

Everyone was feeling very barbaric.

They are all lined up for the next clash

And then the second brawl went on,

More 'blood' were spilled

The Agent Provocateur/Manipulator/Propagandist look satisfied and happy with the amount of damage he has done to the world and the human race

But not just yet,

Oh yeah, he deserves this.

Finally all of them signed the peace treaty

So what was the whole point of this bloody event?

For those who didn't have a childhood

Bought this too,

For every purchase of this tee, restaurant chain Delicious pledge to contribute RM5 to SPCA Selangor.

And what was I wearing the whole time?

Visvim FBT All-White Series 2008,
Tsubi Jeans

If you'd like to know more for info/pictures about the event, go to Random Alphabets. Wanna know more about World Pillow Fight Day? Log on to www.pillowfightday.com.

Dem yuh!

Dilema bertudung.

Aza menggeliat sepuas-puasnya. Nasib baik tiada siapa nampak cara Aza menggeliat. Boleh jatuh sahamnya.

Tiba-tiba Aza teringat kisah semalam. Airmatanya terus berlinang. Terasa amat sayu dan sedih, "Salah ke kalau aku nak pakai tudung? Kenapa daddy tak benarkan?"

Buat pengetahuan semua, bapa atau daddy Aza ini jenis orang yang sangat sibuk, tapi bukan penyibuk. Businessman, haruslah sentiasa sibuk. Ibu Aza atau lebih manja dipanggil mummy sudah tiada, kembali ke Rahmatullah lama dahulu. Sungguh pilu dan menyedihkan.

Dari jendela, kelihatan cahaya matahari mula menjelus di celah-celah langsir tingkap. Jam sudah menanjak 11.00 pagi. Perut Aza mula berbunyi, terasa lapar.

Aza bangun mencapai tuala, masuk ke bilik mandi.

Selepas mandi, Aza membelek-belek tubuhnya di cermin, "Alangkah lebih cantik kalau aku bertudung. Aku tak peduli! Aku akan protes habis-habisan kalau daddy tak kasi juga bagi pakai tudung. Aku sanggup lari dari rumah. Demi kebaikan yang aku pilih. Lantaklah dengan ahli keluarga aku yang lain. Semuanya tak nak pakai tudung! Tapi aku nak!!!!", getas hati Aza. Dia nekad.

Aza turun ke bawah. Baru saja dia hendak membuka tudung saji di atas meja, terdengar bunyi kereta memasuki garaj. Aza menjenguk melalui tingkap dan nampak daddy-nya balik, "Aikkkk, apahal daddy balik awal hari ni???"

Dalam masa yang sama, Aza merasakan inilah masa yang terbaik untuk mendesak daddy-nya supaya membenarkan Aza memakai tudung. Now or never!

Bila daddy membuka pintu, Aza bersalam dengannya dan tanpa lengahkan masa, Aza membuka mulut, "Daddy, cheq nak pakai tudung. Cheq nak!"

Daddy terus jegil mata sebesar-besarnya. Macam ada api keluar!

Panggggggggggggggggggg!

Daddy hayun penampar ke muka Aza! Tersepuk Aza di celah set sofa.

"Aduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Sampai hati daddy! Cheq tau la daddy rasa malu kalau cheq pakai tudung. Salah ke kalau cheq nak tutup aurat cheq? Kalau adik dan abang tak nak...."

Pangggggggggggggggggggg....!

Daddy labuh pelempang ke muka Aza sekali lagi sebelum dia sempat menghabiskan ayat.

"Hang jangan nak bagi aku malu naaaa! Hang jangan nak buat pasai! Hang nak pakai tudung buat apa??? Dah 100 kali aku habaq, LELAKI TAK PAYAH PAKAI TUDUNG, LELAKI TAK PAYAH PAKAI TUDUNG!!! Tu la, bila time kelas agama, hang ponteng! Nama hang aku boh "RAZALI", tup tup lekat jadi AZA saja! Memang la dalam rumah ni semuanya tak bertudung sebab adik hang tu lelaki! Abang hang pun lelaki jugak!"

Aza yang tersepuk di celah sofa, terus menangis tersedu-sedu. Sudahlah sakit kena tampar, kena pelempang. Tudung pun tak dapat juga.

SALAH KAH AKU? SALAH KAH AKUUUUUUUU! OOOOO TIDAKKKKKKKKKK!

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Cilakak betul!

March 14: Steak and Shoe-Shine Day??!!

Bullshit!

March 14 is the Steak and BJ Day!

What is it?

You can check my post exactly a year ago

HERE

Now I'm telling you guys/girls, I'm championing for this noble cause. Girls have their Valentine's Day on the February 14, so guys should have their Steak and BJ Day on the March 14, every year!

Please watch the video below and to help you understand how IMPORTANT this day is to we men!

I did write "Who Needs Valentine's?" last month, so should I write "Who Needs Steak and BJ's?". No!!

Now all of you, go give/get some! You have until midnight!

Dem yuh!

The HEART Truth.

I am using a tablet notebook PC (HP TouchSmart tx2) but funny thing is I hardly 'touch' the screen. Not really used to it, as I thought it'd be cool just to have it back then. Served my ego.

Actually I did some 'handwriting' with my touch screen before this, more like a test-run on my notebook. Awfully handsome handwriting I have, you know. Check it out

HERE

Anyways yesterday I made some artworks. Been trying to sharpen up my drawing and painting skills you know. Not sure if it's working out right for me but I'm pretty sure I'll still be having plenty of time playing around with it.

Here you go.

To be honest, I took this idea from HERE. You see I have a weak sense of drawing/painting, therefore I needed some "inspiration" to do something. But hey, at least I drew/painted them myself okay? And I did some improvisations as well. Not too bad, I think.

Now I can hear my notebook whispering to my ears (and I can't get over it) asking me to keep on touching its body, "touch my body... touch my body..." just like this guy/girl:

Dem yuh!

Declining of MANHOOD?

Man-skills are on the decline. Skinny jeans are on the rise. And male testosterone? Declining at 1% a year. What does it all mean for the future of mankind?

Is this true?

Learn more at http://anemasculatingtruth.com


Dem yuh!

Valentine Mode #5: Don't stop flirting.

I hope my Valentine Mode Series is peaking up its intensity.

I started from "Of appreciation" which is about the appreciation of little things in relationship - something that we most often ignored. Of how we are suppose to take more initiative in relationship by brushing up all the little things that we should do to our partner.

Then I posted something from The Sartorialist, about the "Modern grace gentleman". The post is dedicated to the gentlemen, so that you know you need to be grace to your woman. And women, please be more sensitive when your man does some little special things for you.

After that was something for the ladies to get to "Know your man, better". I think it is relatively simple, only that ladies need to be more patience when dealing with their man. We men are simple and straight-forward. Keep it like that between us.

And the #4 was "Games for days" which is part of the fun activities you can do to spark up your relationship. Games can be many, so choose or create one, from the simple ones to the super-heated kinky stuff. As long as both of you are comfortable with it.

Another important key in any relationship is FLIRT. No, not to flirt with other men/women but with your partner and your partner only. Often a relationship transformed into a more serious one; everything has to be in order, too directive, toned down and no fun anymore. What happened to all the kinky jokes, the love bites, the lap dances, the tickling and the public display of affections?

Partners naturally became complacent after they've secured the relationship. Try to remember the time when you were still chasing, fighting and risking yourself for a chance to convince your not-yet partner to take your love that time. You become so suave, humorous, smart and confident. And a little bit flirtatious too, no?

I tell you one thing, men are more vulnerable to the act of flirtation from his woman, compared to women. Hence why men are sexually more motivated than women. We are men, what do you expect?

How do you do it?

It's simple. Follow (or improvise) these few steps.

1. When your man came home after a long day at work (or after a drunk night-out with the boys), you


2. He will lose his senses. Before he even starts to say anything, you


3. His eyes will roll like a cuckoo bird. Then you straight away make your move to him, very close, hold his hand, and you


4. I'm sure his jaw will drop to the floor. Relax, it's not the end yet. You push him gently, walk slow to the bed, wrap your comforter around you, take off everything underneath it, then you



Trust me, you'll make the difference.

Dem yuh!

Tamparan Almunia.

Bukan gua yang kena penampar oke?

Ni haa,

"Rasakan kuasa, tamparan Almunia..."

Keh keh keh. Apaakah lembut dan manja tamparanmu wahai Manuel Almunia?

By the way,

Ini baru klasik.

Sambil-sambil tu boleh lah flashback sikit kenangan anda ditampar wanita,

Hek hek hek.

Glory.


Dem yuh!

Who is the real MAN?

I don't know why women really wants to be equal to men. I mean, yes I 100% agree that women should be treated and respected equally. And to have the fair amount of opportunity and chances to do what they wish to, and excel in whatever they do, and to pursue their happiness.

But, women want to be in the realm of men, yet they still act emotionally, often misjudge their conscience, and weep all the time. Well, I weep all the time too but I never want to be in the realm of women.

Please STOP hoping or expecting us to be like you; neat and tidy, organised, diet, smell good, SHAVED, sensitive, fussy and cute.

• Just let us have our own Poker Night or Boys Night Out at least once a month.
• Just let us mess around a little bit with the living room with snacks and drinks while watching football.
• Just let us wear scabbed jeans with crumpy tee when we go out.
• Just let us brag about our pastime as the football captain back in high school.
• Just let us with our scruffiness - means we don't have to shower two times a day, or shave every week.
• Just let us feed our sometimes undeserved ego, because we are MEN.
• Just let us take care of you ladies, even though we look like we don't seem to care, we can't live without WOMEN. We ACCEPTED that fact LONG AGO.

BOYS WILL ALWAYS BE BOYS.

I'm just sharing with those trapped in the same dilemma.

I ain't being sexist. I love women; I love my mother, my sisters, my aunties, my girlfriend. I love women in general. But ladies, please, just let your man WEAR THE PANTS.

Dem yuh!

Hey sexy, wanna ride?

Too small? Come closer......

Still can't see? Enlarge by click, just like my dick.

Tabik siot kat brader ni. Idola segenap lelaki, igauan setiap wanita.

Dem yuh!

Ten Ten Ten Ten Ten Ten Ten Ten Ten Ten

So, it's the new decade already. 2010.

Ten years ago, I was 16 going on 17, the final year of my high school life. Sweet memories, as always.

However, we look back to our past, so that we know what have we missed, which turns have we wrongly made, what made us who we are now, and try and try and keep trying to be a better person as a whole.

There are so many quotes and sayings about "the past" which I am more than generous to share with you. Click HERE, and type "Past Quotes" in the Search Box, and there you go.

Today I want to share 10 categories of the decade. Here are the lists:

1. Top 10 Songs of the Decade (by Rolling Stones)
2. Top 10 Movies of the Decade (by IMDb)
3. Top 10 Emerging Artists of the Decade (by Heavy)
4. Top 10 Sneakers of the Decade (by Complex)
5. Top 10 Consistently Sexy Women of the Decade (by Gunaxin)
6. Top 10 Style Trends of the Decade (by Complex)
7. Top 10 Books of the Decade (by About.com)
8. Top 10 Cars of the Decade (by CarFront)
9. Top 10 Sportsperson of the Decade (by Herald Sun)
10. It's my personal Top 10 of the Decade (to be posted later)

Top 10 Songs of the Decade (by Rolling Stones)

10. Eminem - "Stan"
9. U2 - "Beautiful Day"
8. Amy Winehouse - "Rehab"
7. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Maps"
6. The White Stripes - "Seven Nation Army"
5. M.I.A. - "Paper Planes"
4. Outkast - "Hey Ya!"
3. Beyonce - "Crazy In Love"
2. Jay-Z - "99 Problems"
1. Gnarls Barkley - "Crazy"

I've listened to all of the songs before this, and I like all of them. It's a good list.

Top 10 Movies of the Decade (by IMDb)

10. The Departed
9. Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (Amélie)
8. WALL·E
7. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
6. Memento
5. Avatar
4. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
3. Cidade de Deus (City of God)
2. The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King
1. The Dark Knight

I've watched all, except WALL·E. Well actually I've watched it, but not like REALLY watch it. The rest, PERFECTO!

Top 10 Emerging Artists of the Decade (by Heavy)

10. Banksy
9. Faiza Butt
8. Barnaby Furnas
7. Brian Jungen
6. Jean Shin
5. SIMPARCH
4. Seth Wulsin
3. Cai Guo-Qiang
2. Takashi Murakami
1. Swoon

This list is rather sophisticated. I've been following Banksy's movements for years, yes, YEARS. The rest, I'll slowly dig into their artworks. And Takashi Murakami, well I don't have to mention any further, I have a piece of his artwork. Click HERE. *grin*

Top 10 Sneakers of the Decade (by Complex)

10. Nike Dunk SB Low Pro "Jedi"
9. Nike Dunk SB Low Pro "Pigeon"
8. Nike Airmax 90 "Bacon"
7. Adidas x A Bathing Ape "Super Ape Sta"
6. Nike Dunk SB Low x Supreme NYC
5. Nike Air Yeezy
4. Nike Dunk SB Low Pro "Tiffany"
3. Nike Dunk SB Low Pro "Heineken"
2. Nike x ESPO Air Force II
1. Air Jordan x UNDFTD Air Jordan IV

Not surprising, I have none of these monsters. But I'd LOVE to have ALL of them, because yes, call me a hypebeast, I totally agree on the list. These top 10 is undeniably the best collections tp have. To prove my impulsive affection on sneakers collecting habit, the #1 list is actually my HOLY GRAIL. Demm dude's got taste!

Top 10 Consistently Sexy Women of the Decade (by Gunaxin)

10. Jessica Simpson
9. Christina Aguilera
8. Lindsay Lohan
7. Jessica Biel
6. Charlize Theron
5. Beyonce
4. Halle Berry
3. Angelina Jolie
2. Scarlett Johansson
1. Jessica Alba

Well I had to use this list because I need to emphasize the word "CONSISTENTLY", just to eliminate Megan Fox from the list (don't worry Megan baby, you'll definately be the #1 by the end of this decade!). And, the list was made based on the consistency of these babes being nominated in Maxim’s Hot 100, AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women, and FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World. Now that's mathematics!

Top 10 Style Trends of the Decade (by Complex)

10. Independent sneaker designers
9. Graphic t-shirts
8. Plaid
7. Chambray shirts
6. Well-fitted suits
5. Varsity jackets
4. Fitted caps
3. Workwear
2. Cardigans
1. Slim-fit jeans

I have no idea what chambray shirt is, but other than that, #10, #9, #8, #6, and #1 are parts of my style.

Top 10 Books of the Decade (by About.com)

10. 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince' by J.K. Rowling
9. 'What is the What' by Dave Eggers
8. 'Middlesex' by Jeffrey Eugenides
7. 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time' by Mark Haddon
6. 'The Road' by Cormac McCarthy
5. 'The Time Traveler's Wife' by Audrey Niffenegger
4. 'The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society' by M. Shaffer and A. Barrows
3. 'Water for Elephants' by Sara Gruen
2. 'The Thirteenth Tale' by Diane Setterfield
1. 'The Kite Runner' by Khaled Hosseini

This list is even more sophisticated. I have, and I read one. #7. I really love the book. Click HERE.

Top 10 Cars of the Decade (by CarFront)

10. Toyota Prius
9. Ariel Atom
8. Nissan GT-R
7. Ford Focus Mk2
6. Aston Martin DB9
5. Audi R8
4. Ferrari F430 Scuderia
3. Fiat 500 Abarth
2. Honda FCX Clarity
1. Bugatti Veyron

Only 1 comment: #8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 10 Sportsperson of the Decade (by Herald Sun)

10. Kenenisa Bekele
9. Valentino Rossi
8. Michael Schumacher
7. Annika Sorenstam
6. Lance Armstrong
5. Ronaldinho
4. Tiger Woods
3. Roger Federer
2. Michael Phelps
1. Usain Bolt

Apart from #10 which I never heard of, the rest of the list are just superhumans, precisely #1, he is beyond human ability. Watch it HERE. Jah!

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I'm kinda satisfied with the lists. They were all not entirely that bad, personally. It's not easy to choose from thousands of lists and actually make sense to me. You see, those lists were selected based on my personal opinions from different sources, safe to say from trusted sources, hence I put the source link so that you guys can compare to your lists (if you have one), even better from other sources. Perbezaan itu hikmah. I have to agree that a few categories were slightly biased (if not more), but I couldn't find a better list to top the one that I posted. Nevertheless, it's a good sharing.

So what about the categories?

Again, I can easily picked any Top 10's of the decade, but I personally chose those nine categories (apart from the tenth) because that's what I enjoy in my life. Music, films, art, sneakers, women, fashion/trend, books, cars, and sports. I wanted to squeeze in another category, which is "Top 10 Holiday Spots of the Decade" but I have no idea. I'll just leave it at that for now.

So what about you guys? Do you have any lists of the decade?

Just on the lighter note, in honoring the title of this entry:

Dem yuh!